I'm crossposting this at my personal Blog. It's a sort of Christianese meme by the Boar's Head Tavern so most readers can feel free to ignore this post, respond to it (funny or not) with one sentence answers—doesn't matter.

• Baptism: Done upon profession of faith and it doesn't do anything for your salvation.
• The Lord's Supper: Only symbols done in remembrance (as often as possible) with no real presence of Christ in them or by them.
• Emerging Church: Go for it, folk and hopefully some entrenched thinking gets uprooted.
• Young Earth Creationism: I don't know—there's an ambiguity in the text and in empirical data that points to No but who knows what an omnipotent God can or can not do.
• Cessationism: I don't know, there's an ambiguity that leads me to think Yes but once again, if God decides to start it up again I doubt he'd ask me.
• Abraham Lincoln: Is "duck!" in bad taste?
• Gender Issues: Although they are equal they do each have certain roles and both men and women should be treated with respect.
• Inspiration of the Bible: Yes, in the original text.
• Gay Marriage: I really don't know because I think it's wrong for them not to get those tax breaks and what not that other folk get and because Society has kind of already destroyed the definition of marriage but yet as a Christian I also have to take a stand against that, lying, theft, murder, etc—definitely in the Church no.
• Education (Home, Public, Private, None): I am in favor of it. Heh.
• Who is TR on the BHT? I don't have a clue since I don't really read their names.
• Sanctification: Upon justification, positionally sanctified but going through life we must practically sanctify ourselves.
• BHT Comments: Keep them closed but someone has to answer emails when I write in!